the ugly earring

and i am nothing more than a clownfish.

(random fact: when a female clownfish dies, the male clownfish will change sex and become a female.) 

lime green and yellow stripes. (check)

short sleeve mock turtlenecks. (check, check, check)

old man saddle/golf shoes in black and white (check)

baggy plaid golf pants from salvation army (not shown) (loved mine. check)

and we wish we had more!