the ugly earring

(givenchy 2007)

learns that other women are not excited that high waisted jeans/pants have become en vogue. 

the reasons:

 1.) pancake butt 

(her response: but, haven’t we had our fill of muffin tops?)

2.) camel toe

(her response: it’s unexcusable how she paired it with a short sleeve mock turtleneck!)

3.) saddle bags

(her response: denim diapers!)

oh that lone wolf, she’s always stirring the pot.

*another she wolf rocking the high waist